Two F-14's A pair of F-16's A group of Spitfires A squadron of X-wings were escorting a C-130 a B-52 the Spruce Goose E.T's space-ship and the pilots were chatting to pass the time. Talk fell on the subject of relative merits of their respective vehicles with the fighter pilots holding their planes were better because of their maneuverability, weaponry and the like. The transport pilot replied: "Yeah? Well I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, the transport pilot was challenged to demonstrate.

"Just watch"

The transport continues to fly straight and level, and after a while the pilot returns to the air and says: "There! How was that?"

Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots asked: "What are you talking about? What did you do?"

The pilot replied: "Well, I shut down two of my engines got up, streched my legs, got some coffe and took a loooong nice *standing* piss watched 'Ricki Lake', '24' and 'Schindler's List' on the home movie-set 'fraternised' with the sexy flight-engineer. Mixed sex crews are *such* a blessing. ".