You are about to enter a site created by a mad man. You do this
completely at your own risk. Feel free to explore the area and all the cool
details you find there, but don't forget that it's your own decision and
its creator can consequently not be blamed for any kind of embarrassment or
harm caused by your choice of loading this page.
(I just wanted to make that one clear, before letting you in!)
Well, I don't want to seem too dull and strict, so I've added a cute little
mpeg...
Cindy, sit up
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