In some bacon article jaycjay@panix.com (Jay C Jachimiak) stated: >dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) wrote: >> 10 PRINT "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?" >> 20 GOTO 10 >> >> /^JN - The Anti JN - 30 REM "What? Me monkey around?" > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > >I've gone through my extensive REM collection, and I can't find this >line in any of the lyrics!!!! Is this supposed to be some kind of troll? Oh, that's part of the "Unreleased tapes" that REM will put out some time when they need money. Although the line comes from a song that REM stole from the Bacon Sandwiches. The song goes: I ain't got no Yeti, Don't want no cheese, Can't find my dragon by Seti, So go away please... What? Me monkey around? I'm sarcastic and in overdrive, Anti-anything, with no bound, In my every stride. ... Comes from "the Purple album", named that way because Spatch said that was the only colo[u]r that he could see for a month after recording it. > -Jay > jaycjay@panix.com in NYC > the "c" stands for "chronic townie" /^JN - The Anti JN - Although no one suffered any permanent damage. -- ######## <A HREF="http://www.df.lth.se/~jesper/">Anti homepage</A> ######### # The Anti-JN Deluxe! Kill the fluffy ones!!! "What's up Bacon?" # # Jesper Nilsson -- dat92jni@ludat.lth.se || jesper@df.lth.se # ############## I've heard of UNIseX, but I've never had it. ################
In article <3ha4gb$grs@nic.lth.se>, Anti JN <dat92jni@ludat.lth.se> wrote:
>In some bacon article cgould@gate.net stated:
>>(Insane Woodchuckers deleted)
>>
>>Your next assignment is to write the woodchucks in BASIC.
>
>Oki.
>
>10 PRINT "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?"
>20 GOTO 10
Sigh.
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#!/local/bin/perl
$x="How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?\n";
while (1) { print $x; }
--- cut here ---
This should run a bit faster.
For extra bonus marks: re-write the above perl script in Perl 5, defining
an object class ($woodchuck) and a method (&woodchuck::print).
For a real prize, re-write this algorithm in C-Intercal, using the
optional Volapuk output module.
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