Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : Yeah, I think we're really dumb, and that's our religion. Like idiognostic. : How's that? : Ross--who's baloney has a first name, but his balogna is unlisted. Cool. That's a start. Anyone else agree that the official religion of alt.stupidity should be called idiognostic? Maybe just stupidian? Branch Stupidians? Now we need some details. For example, what are our ten commandments? If indeed we have ten. Maybe there is only one but then again maybe we have none? Naw... couldn't call it religion if there are no commandments. Kinda takes all the.. uhm... what's the word.... damn... Ah! Takes all the religion out of it. Yea, takes all the religion out of it. Let me throw out for debate the first commandment. Go ahead and criticize it if you want. Thou shalt not leave the bacon in the rain for thou shalt never have that recipie again. How's that? It's only the first suggestion for the first commandment so I wouldn't be offended if nobody likes it. But I need some feedback. Spatch, maybe you are a more apropriate choice for God than papa is. But being a God requires a lot of dedication and responsibility. Are you up to it? But who would be Satan? If you take the job then you get to choose don't you? Any comments apreciated. ---Steve
Jason Nafziger (nafziger.5@osu.edu) wrote: : In article <stevechD9F6o2.Gnu@netcom.com>, stevech@netcom.com (Steve) : wrote: : >Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : > : > : >: Yeah, I think we're really dumb, and that's our religion. Like : idiognostic. : >: How's that? : > : >: Ross--who's baloney has a first name, but his balogna is unlisted. : > : >Cool. That's a start. Anyone else agree that the official religion of : >alt.stupidity should be called idiognostic? Maybe just stupidian? : >Branch Stupidians? : > : >Now we need some details. For example, what are our ten commandments? If : >indeed we have ten. : Sure, Idiognostics can have Ten Commandments, but of course, there can be : only nine... So are we Idiognostics or Branch Stupidians? Maybe "Branch Stupidians of the Idiognostic Rite" : >Let me throw out for debate the first commandment. Go ahead and : criticize : >it if you want. : > : > Thou shalt not leave the bacon in the rain for thou shalt never have : > that recipie again. : I like it... Okay. That's the first one and now we only need six to complete the ten commandments. : >Spatch, maybe you are a more apropriate choice for God than papa is. But : >being a God requires a lot of dedication and responsibility. Are you up : to : >it? But who would be Satan? : Memememememememememememe!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze lemme be Satan!!!!! Ooooooo!!! Well he hasn't been elected the official God of alt.stupidity. Hell, he hasn't even submitted his qualifications and experience yet. But I'm wondering if you are up to it. Are you EVIL? What's the worse thing you've ever done to both a potato bug and a lady bug? Or maybe the official Satan of alt.stupidity should be really nice. : >If you take the job then you get to choose : >don't you? : Oh great... whenever Spatch gets to pick anybody for anything, it's : always Rue McClanahan... : > : >Any comments apreciated. : My poopie stinky-stink... : Jason -- who isn't kidding... You must learn to lie if ye want to be Satan. Or are you? ---Steve
In article <stevechD9Gx8o.1Jw@netcom.com>, stevech@netcom.com (Steve) wrote: >Jason Nafziger (nafziger.5@osu.edu) wrote: >: In article <stevechD9F6o2.Gnu@netcom.com>, stevech@netcom.com (Steve) >: wrote: >: >Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: >: > >: > >: >: Yeah, I think we're really dumb, and that's our religion. Like >: idiognostic. >: >: How's that? >: > >: >: Ross--who's baloney has a first name, but his balogna is unlisted. >: > >: >Cool. That's a start. Anyone else agree that the official religion of >: >alt.stupidity should be called idiognostic? Maybe just stupidian? >: >Branch Stupidians? >: > >: >Now we need some details. For example, what are our ten commandments? If >: >indeed we have ten. > >: Sure, Idiognostics can have Ten Commandments, but of course, there can be >: only nine... > >So are we Idiognostics or Branch Stupidians? Maybe "Branch Stupidians of >the Idiognostic Rite" Um... how many of us do you think can spell that? I guess we'll have to put it to vote... > >: >Let me throw out for debate the first commandment. Go ahead and >: criticize >: >it if you want. >: > >: > Thou shalt not leave the bacon in the rain for thou shalt never have >: > that recipie again. > >: I like it... > >Okay. That's the first one and now we only need six to complete the ten >commandments. Okay: Thou shalt not believe it's not butter. > >: >Spatch, maybe you are a more apropriate choice for God than papa is. But >: >being a God requires a lot of dedication and responsibility. Are you up >: to >: >it? But who would be Satan? > >: Memememememememememememe!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze lemme be Satan!!!!! Ooooooo!!! > >Well he hasn't been elected the official God of alt.stupidity. Hell, he >hasn't even submitted his qualifications and experience yet. But I'm >wondering if you are up to it. Are you EVIL? What's the worse thing you've >ever done to both a potato bug and a lady bug? Or maybe the official Satan >of alt.stupidity should be really nice. Oh. Well, I don't know about all that, I just wanted to be the guy who pisses Spatch off. But, if you need qualifications, here ya go: Hey! Magnus! Psst... Here, take this apple! [insert ASCII graphic of apple] > >: >If you take the job then you get to choose >: >don't you? > >: Oh great... whenever Spatch gets to pick anybody for anything, it's >: always Rue McClanahan... > >: > >: >Any comments apreciated. > >: My poopie stinky-stink... > >: Jason -- who isn't kidding... > >You must learn to lie if ye want to be Satan. Or are you? Am I what? You're confusing the hell out of me... Now stop it, 'cuz without hell in me, I can't be Satan... Jason -- who really, really wants to be Satan, if you haven't been paying attention... - - - - - - - - - - The Crappy Homepage >> http://metro.turnpike.net/C/crapco/index.htm ObQuote >> "It takes a lot to piss me off, but you're getting there." -- ALL a.r.k SuperPowers Codename >> Pants Acquisition Boy - - - - - - - - - -
In article <3qjf8d$jvm@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, Jason Nafziger <nafziger.5@osu.edu> wrote: > >Okay: > >Thou shalt not believe it's not butter. That's another good one. > >>Well he hasn't been elected the official God of alt.stupidity. Hell, he >>hasn't even submitted his qualifications and experience yet. But I'm >>wondering if you are up to it. Are you EVIL? What's the worse thing >you've >>ever done to both a potato bug and a lady bug? Or maybe the official >Satan >>of alt.stupidity should be really nice. > >Oh. Well, I don't know about all that, I just wanted to be the guy who >pisses Spatch off. But, if you need qualifications, here ya go: > >Hey! Magnus! Psst... Here, take this apple! > >[insert ASCII graphic of apple] *insert ASCII pic of Spatch's boot kicking Jason and Magnus out of the Stupid Garden* "Do that again and I'll whup your asses into Next Thursday." There, I've just presented my qualifications as God. And if I am the father of alt.stupidity, then I must be some sort of God. -- tv's Spatch, father of alt.stupidity and an accident just waiting to happen "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." - Gabe Kaplan, "Barney Miller" "You see, here at Taco Bell, every day is a new day." - 'Roger & Me' It's a fact! Ze Stupid Homepage is at: http://metro.turnpike.net/S/spatula
In article <stevechD9IxKn.Cn5@netcom.com>, stevech@netcom.com (Steve) wrote: >Jason Nafziger (nafziger.5@osu.edu) wrote: > >: Jason -- who just wants to remind you all that he really, really wants to >: be Satan... but if you don't get on the ball, he'll be gone by the time we >: get this all settled... and then you'll have to talk about his butt... > >Butt what will happen to The Crappy Homepage? It'll still be there... it just won't get updated for a while... I'm going to try to update it (and very much so) before I leave, so you won't be too bored, but I'm not making any promises... if I did, you shouldn't take them to heart, seeing as how I'm going to be Satan and all... (remember, I used to have hyper-gateway to hell on my old page, further qualification) Jason -- who will now vote on other titles: God -- Spatch (sorry papa, you can be Seraphim or something)... Patron Saint of Something -- Bill... Patron Saint of Something Else -- Keylime... Big Frog -- Ross... - - - - - - - - - - The Crappy Homepage >> http://metro.turnpike.net/C/crapco/index.htm ObQuote >> "It takes a lot to piss me off, but you're getting there." -- ALL a.r.k SuperPowers Codename >> Pants Acquisition Boy - - - - - - - - - -
>(Satan) wrote: >Jason -- who will now vote on other titles: God -- Spatch (sorry papa, you >can be Seraphim or something)... Patron Saint of Something -- Bill... >Patron Saint of Something Else -- Keylime... Big Frog -- Ross... I wanna be Cabanatuzma, the Inca God of Cabbage. My special abilities include being able to shoot heads of leafy vegetable like a cannon at my subjects. cabbage: KA-POW! KA-POW! KA-POW!
papa legba (papa@boi.hp.com) wrote: : : Jason -- who will now vote on other titles: God -- Spatch (sorry papa, you : : can be Seraphim or something)... Patron Saint of Something -- Bill... : : Patron Saint of Something Else -- Keylime... Big Frog -- Ross... : You better hope Spatch wins, Mr. Crappy Homepage, because : if I get in, you're going to be spending an eternity-at : least-trimming the scrotal hair of Dick Lee whilst : listening to Pat Boone doing covers of The Captain and Tennile's : greatest hits. : -papa, a vindictive god candidate Uh oh Jason! Isn't Satan supposed to be the guy who wanted to be god but lost and became Gods worse nightmare? I already voted for you to be Satan but if I could take back my vote it would be for papa. ---Steve
Jason Nafziger (nafziger.5@osu.edu) wrote:
: >So are we Idiognostics or Branch Stupidians? Maybe "Branch Stupidians of
: >the Idiognostic Rite"
: Um... how many of us do you think can spell that? I guess we'll have to
: put it to vote...
Don't matter how it's spelled just so long as it IS spelled.
: >: > Thou shalt not leave the bacon in the rain for thou shalt never have
: >: > that recipie again.
: >
: >: I like it...
: >
: >Okay. That's the first one and now we only need six to complete the ten
: >commandments.
: Okay:
: Thou shalt not believe it's not butter.
On the first day, He created butter. And it was better with butter.
---Steve (That could well be the very first two sentenses of
"The Book of Moron" The official word of the official
religion of alt.stupidity)
tv's Spatch (spatula@gecko.concorde.com) wrote: : >If Spatch is going to be god, and Steve is going to be the : >Idiognostic Jesus, then what does that make Matthew McIntyre? : The Holy Toast. : Hey, I had an idea. Why are we rambling on about such an outdated : monotheistic society? Why not be polytheistic and have many Gods? Or do : you all not want to move to Utah? Let me get this straight: THINGS NOT YET DECIDED: 1) Name of religion 2) Who is Our Supreme Being 3) Who is Our Satan 4) How many Gods/Goddesses to be had 5) Our Ten Commandments THINGS WE HAVE DECIDED: 1) Flapjack's butt is an endless resouce for jokes 2) Ditto Rod Stewart and Bob Villa 3) Bill has too many clones 4) Bananna is Steve's favourite word 5) Ross is a Big Frog 6) Without bacon there is chaos 7) Book of Moron is a must-read I think we've ironed out all the important details. Let's have your apostles meet my apostles and sign the papers at lunch. A pleasure doing business with you. - Jeffzilla (leaving the firm)
Jeffery Shidei (yu123005@rufous.yorku.ca) wrote: : tv's Spatch (spatula@gecko.concorde.com) wrote: : : >If Spatch is going to be god, and Steve is going to be the : : >Idiognostic Jesus, then what does that make Matthew McIntyre? : : The Holy Toast. : : Hey, I had an idea. Why are we rambling on about such an outdated : : monotheistic society? Why not be polytheistic and have many Gods? Or do : : you all not want to move to Utah? : Let me get this straight: : THINGS NOT YET DECIDED: : 1) Name of religion : 2) Who is Our Supreme Being : 3) Who is Our Satan : 4) How many Gods/Goddesses to be had : 5) Our Ten Commandments : THINGS WE HAVE DECIDED: : 1) Flapjack's butt is an endless resouce for : jokes : 2) Ditto Rod Stewart and Bob Villa : 3) Bill has too many clones : 4) Bananna is Steve's favourite word : 5) Ross is a Big Frog : 6) Without bacon there is chaos : 7) Book of Moron is a must-read In this crazy mixed up world the indecision of stupidians don't amount to a hill of beans. Still I think it's comforting to know that there are some constants in this ever-changing universe. And I am proud to be one of them. Ross--I AM a Big Frog.
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : Yeah, but don't forget---if you Hugh Downs is a person, not a commandment. : But then again, it could be, 'cause we're writing the rules. I don't think : Spatch should kill himself 'cause he's "The Father of alt.stupidity" but : you're right, we should choose a martyr-type person whome Magnus can : decapitate on network tv, possibly during the Superbowl? I think that since : Steve is so heckbent on this religion being a go, that we should let him have : the honor. What do you say? I nominate Steve as the Idiognostic Jesus (or : the Branch Stupidian Koresh, whatever). Wow! The official Son of the Official God and Father of alt.stupidity? What an honer! But I aint going to be killed for your sins. Maybe I would consider dying for mans stupidity. How's that sound? I could be hung from a cross next to a moron and an idiot. But then me and possibly Jason would have to be arch enemys. ---Steve
In article <stevechD9Gxw8.2qF@netcom.com> stevech@netcom.com (Steve) writes:
>Woa! You're trying to sneak in too many commandments at a time. But that
>could be okay if we make up a religion from scratch I suppose.
^^
>---Steve
I think you mifpelt this, I mean, "Our Father who art @gecko.concorde.com..."
*MM
In article <D9GqED.6vs@da_vinci.ecte.uswc.uswest.com>, Bill Wilkinson <wxwilki@lookout> wrote: > \|/ >-POP- Hi! > /|\ > >Hey! I wanna be the patron saint or something! Bill Wilkinson and his many subsidiaries and franchises thereof is now the Patron Saint of Something here on alt.stupidity. Congratulations, Bill! -- tv's Spatch, father of alt.stupidity and an accident just waiting to happen "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." - Gabe Kaplan, "Barney Miller" "You see, here at Taco Bell, every day is a new day." - 'Roger & Me' It's a fact! Ze Stupid Homepage is at: http://metro.turnpike.net/S/spatula
In article <3qk75c$8vp@hpscit.sc.hp.com>, papa legba <papa@hpbs1847.boi.hp.com> wrote: >tv's Spatch (spatula@gecko.concorde.com) wrote: >: In article <D9GqED.6vs@da_vinci.ecte.uswc.uswest.com>, >: Bill Wilkinson <wxwilki@lookout> wrote: >: > \|/ >: >-POP- Hi! >: > /|\ >: > >: >Hey! I wanna be the patron saint or something! > >: Bill Wilkinson and his many subsidiaries and franchises thereof is now the >: Patron Saint of Something here on alt.stupidity. > >: Congratulations, Bill! > > Oh, sure. Haven't even beat me out for God yet, and you're > already handing out political appointments. Pretty low for > a deity wannabe. Hey, papadontpreach, you can make saints too, you know. It's really easy. All you gotta do is draw that little Russian Orthodox halo around the newlysaint's head, and hope that Magnus doesn't get excited and decapitate them. -- tv's Spatch, father of alt.stupidity and an accident just waiting to happen "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." - Gabe Kaplan, "Barney Miller" "You see, here at Taco Bell, every day is a new day." - 'Roger & Me' It's a fact! Ze Stupid Homepage is at: http://metro.turnpike.net/S/spatula
Okay then if Spatch is to be God of the alt.stupidity religion, here is a 'lord's prayer' Our father who art in stupidity Spatch be thy name. Thy stupidity come. Thy bacon be done Give this day our daily cascade Forgive us our flames. As we forgive those who have flamed against us. Lead us not into sensibleness. And deliver us from Flapjack For thine is the corn and bacon For at least until Tuesday Stu-pid fish -- a disciple of stupidity ?????????????????????????????????????????? buggerediftheyknow ? fish@pondlife two questions: what, when ? demon.co.uk ?????????????????????????????????????????? "my opinions are probably out of date"
In article <3r017q$hk6@nic.lth.se> dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) writes: >From: dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) >Subject: Re: The Crappy Homepage Meets My Summer Vacation (was Re: religion of >alt.stupidity) >Date: 5 Jun 1995 22:42:02 GMT >In some bacon article nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) stated: >>[snip] >> >>Jason -- who will now vote on other titles: God -- Spatch (sorry papa, you >>can be Seraphim or something)... Patron Saint of Something -- Bill... >>Patron Saint of Something Else -- Keylime... Big Frog -- Ross... >Hm, can I be St. Anti, patron of all those who hunt >cute fluffy things whilst cheesed? >I can also be the wielder of the sacred ascii sword. >Then Magnus can be the Saint of Decrapitation, ehh, Decapitation, >and we can roam the Usenet cleansing the froups of unbelievers! >What do you say Magnus? Two messages ago I applied for Satan's Little Helper... I don't want to be a saint, I want to live in the executive layer! I might be The Head Apostle. *MM
Re: Idiognosticism
I don't think this is a good name for our religion. Every time a
stupidian wants to indicate that a particular person is even more stupid
than the average stupidian, what word is utilized? IDIOT. We should name
our religion after something we respect.
Examples:
The True Faith of the TRUE YETI
Baconism
Bobvilaism
or my favorite: Stupidity. Kinda says it all.
Of course, if we really wanted to be logical about the whole thing, we
would just call it the Official Relligion of Alt.Stupidity, or ORAS for
short. Maybe Orasism?
But then, if we really wanted to be logical about the whole thing, we
probably wouldn't be on alt.stupidity in the first place, and then there
wouldn't be any official religion of alt.stupidity, and then we wouldn't
be having this discussion. Ouch, my brain hurts.
I also think that Scientology would make a good stupid religion, `cause
it is. I mean, any religion whose only major prophet is named Elron must
be pretty coo^H^H^H stupid.
Mad Czech-hey, isn't that the elf dude in "The Hobbit?"
--
If you think someone is controlling your actions,
you are probably right.
In article <stevechD9Kr12.MnI@netcom.com> stevech@netcom.com (Steve) writes: >Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: >: Yeah, but don't forget---if you Hugh Downs is a person, not a commandment. >: But then again, it could be, 'cause we're writing the rules. I don't think >: Spatch should kill himself 'cause he's "The Father of alt.stupidity" but >: you're right, we should choose a martyr-type person whome Magnus can >: decapitate on network tv, possibly during the Superbowl? You can count on me. I would prefer something less sporty though. >: I think that since >: Steve is so heckbent on this religion being a go, that we should let him have >: the honor. What do you say? I nominate Steve as the Idiognostic Jesus (or >: the Branch Stupidian Koresh, whatever). >Wow! The official Son of the Official God and Father of alt.stupidity? >What an honer! But I aint going to be killed for your sins. Maybe >I would consider dying for mans stupidity. How's that sound? I could >be hung from a cross next to a moron and an idiot. But then me and >possibly Jason would have to be arch enemys. Cross? Cross? The word sounds faintly familiar... I don't think the Stoopidians should acquire such complex symbols though. Our gods should be more like the Greek gods: eat and drink well, have fun and share it with the mortal. That should be enough. All higher symbols are on such a level of abstraction that we can't possibly reach there. *MM
In article <3qluhn$sl5@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) writes: >> >>Butt what will happen to The Crappy Homepage? >It'll still be there... it just won't get updated for a while... I'm going >to try to update it (and very much so) before I leave, so you won't be too >bored, but I'm not making any promises... if I did, you shouldn't take >them to heart, seeing as how I'm going to be Satan and all... (remember, I >used to have hyper-gateway to hell on my old page, further qualification) >Jason -- who will now vote on other titles: God -- Spatch (sorry papa, you >can be Seraphim or something)... Patron Saint of Something -- Bill... >Patron Saint of Something Else -- Keylime... Big Frog -- Ross... Can I be Satan's Little Helper? As for qualifications, I'm pretty good at making things etc. shorter. And I can speak Finnish, "Langua del Diabolo", as a Spanish(?) explorer put it. *MM
In article <3qltpe$sl5@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) writes: >In article ><Pine.A32.3.91.950601185306.303925A-100000@violin.aix.calpoly.edu>, > "Nathan Peter Daly ()" <ndaly@violin.aix.calpoly.edu> wrote: >> >>> In article >>> <Pine.A32.3.91.950601005814.261820F-100000@violin.aix.calpoly.edu>, >>> "Nathan Peter Daly ()" <ndaly@violin.aix.calpoly.edu> wrote: >>> > >>> >Speaking of dumb things that happen in school. My history teacher >once >>> >spent an entire period trying to convince these to girls that salt did >>> >not come from trees. >>> >>> What did he do when he found out he was wrong? >> >>He wasn't wrong. The girls thought that the salt came from trees. He >>correctly believed that salt comes a rip in the time-space continuum, >>where the galactic sea monkey's brew it. >> >Oh yeah. I must have been thinking of sperm. >Jason -- who is often thinking of sperm, just one of the many reasons you >should vote for him as Official Satan of Whatever We're Calling Our >Religion... Yes, Whateverism be it. Make it so. Engage. *MM -- who thinks somebody changed the Subject line.
In some bacon article vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) stated: >nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) writes: >>Jason -- who is often thinking of sperm, just one of the many reasons you >>should vote for him as Official Satan of Whatever We're Calling Our >>Religion... > >Yes, Whateverism be it. Make it so. Engage. Haleluja! Whateverism! >*MM -- who thinks somebody changed the Subject line. /^JN - The Anti JN - Yup, I did. -- #### <A HREF="http://www.ludat.lth.se/~dat92jni/AntiJN.html"> Anti! </A> ##### # The Anti-JN smirks! Time to bail out! "Wake up Bacon. Time to die." # # Jesper Nilsson -- dat92jni@ludat.lth.se || jesper@df.lth.se # ############## I've heard of UNIseX, but I've never had it. ################
Magnus Mulqvist (vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi) wrote: : In article <3r017q$hk6@nic.lth.se> dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) writes: : >From: dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) : >Subject: Re: The Crappy Homepage Meets My Summer Vacation (was Re: religion of : >alt.stupidity) : >Date: 5 Jun 1995 22:42:02 GMT : >In some bacon article nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) stated: : >>[snip] : >> : >>Jason -- who will now vote on other titles: God -- Spatch (sorry papa, you : >>can be Seraphim or something)... Patron Saint of Something -- Bill... : >>Patron Saint of Something Else -- Keylime... Big Frog -- Ross... : >Hm, can I be St. Anti, patron of all those who hunt : >cute fluffy things whilst cheesed? : >I can also be the wielder of the sacred ascii sword. : >Then Magnus can be the Saint of Decrapitation, ehh, Decapitation, : >and we can roam the Usenet cleansing the froups of unbelievers! : >What do you say Magnus? : Two messages ago I applied for Satan's Little Helper... I don't : want to be a saint, I want to live in the executive layer! I might be : The Head Apostle. : *MM Very nice, very subtle. And that's cool---I don't think everyone should be saint of something, that's kinda polytheistic, isn't it, oh wait. Sorry. Anyways, Magnus, you take your corner of hell if you want, I'd prefer the box seats. But then again, as Big Frog I'm probably not really in heaven either. Oh no why why why did I follow up to this thread. Ross--who guesses he must be in the front row.
Magnus Mulqvist (vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi) wrote: : >What do you say Magnus? : Two messages ago I applied for Satan's Little Helper... I don't : want to be a saint, I want to live in the executive layer! I might be : The Head Apostle. And Flapjack can be the Rear Apostle! - Jeffzilla (Mulch! Mulch! Mulch!)
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : Magnus Mulqvist (vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi) wrote: : : In article <3r017q$hk6@nic.lth.se> dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) writes: : : >From: dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) : : >Subject: Re: The Crappy Homepage Meets My Summer Vacation (was Re: religion of : : >alt.stupidity) : : >Date: 5 Jun 1995 22:42:02 GMT : : >In some bacon article nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) stated: : : >>[snip] : : >> : : >>Jason -- who will now vote on other titles: God -- Spatch (sorry papa, you : : >>can be Seraphim or something)... Patron Saint of Something -- Bill... : : >>Patron Saint of Something Else -- Keylime... Big Frog -- Ross... : : >Hm, can I be St. Anti, patron of all those who hunt : : >cute fluffy things whilst cheesed? : : >I can also be the wielder of the sacred ascii sword. : : >Then Magnus can be the Saint of Decrapitation, ehh, Decapitation, : : >and we can roam the Usenet cleansing the froups of unbelievers! : : >What do you say Magnus? : : Two messages ago I applied for Satan's Little Helper... I don't : : want to be a saint, I want to live in the executive layer! I might be : : The Head Apostle. : : *MM : Very nice, very subtle. And that's cool---I don't think everyone should be : saint of something, that's kinda polytheistic, isn't it, oh wait. Sorry. : Anyways, Magnus, you take your corner of hell if you want, I'd prefer the box : seats. But then again, as Big Frog I'm probably not really in heaven either. : Oh no why why why did I follow up to this thread. : Ross--who guesses he must be in the front row. Disney Presents "All Frogs Go To... oh, never mind, it's a lame joke anyway.
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote:
: Steve (stevech@netcom.com) wrote:
: : Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote:
: : : Yeah, but don't forget---if you Hugh Downs is a person, not a commandment.
: : : But then again, it could be, 'cause we're writing the rules. I don't think
: : : Spatch should kill himself 'cause he's "The Father of alt.stupidity" but
: : : you're right, we should choose a martyr-type person whome Magnus can
: : : decapitate on network tv, possibly during the Superbowl? I think that since
: : : Steve is so heckbent on this religion being a go, that we should let him have
: : : the honor. What do you say? I nominate Steve as the Idiognostic Jesus (or
: : : the Branch Stupidian Koresh, whatever).
: : Wow! The official Son of the Official God and Father of alt.stupidity?
: : What an honer! But I aint going to be killed for your sins. Maybe
: : I would consider dying for mans stupidity. How's that sound? I could
: : be hung from a cross next to a moron and an idiot. But then me and
: : possibly Jason would have to be arch enemys.
: Hey die for whoever you want to, I just think it's been too long since we had
: a good old fashioned crucifiction. Squeeeal like a pig.
: Um, you and Jason can be friends, but you'll have to play arch enemies on tv.
Yea. I guess you're right. I keep forgetting that we are inventing a brand
new religion and WE set the rules. I take back the thing about being hung
>from a cross. Just glue me to an X naked and throw bananna slurpees at me.
That'll do. Then every year a Big Frog will bring decorated corn on the
cob to all the little children to celebrate my fate. But of course I don't
think the Toad should hide the gifts, but rather put them in plain view.
---Steve (Vote for me for the official Haysoose of the Bran Stupidians
or whatever it's going to be called!)
Steve (stevech@netcom.com) wrote:
: Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote:
: : Steve (stevech@netcom.com) wrote:
: : : Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote:
: : : Wow! The official Son of the Official God and Father of alt.stupidity?
: : : What an honer! But I aint going to be killed for your sins. Maybe
: : : I would consider dying for mans stupidity. How's that sound? I could
: : : be hung from a cross next to a moron and an idiot. But then me and
: : : possibly Jason would have to be arch enemys.
: : Hey die for whoever you want to, I just think it's been too long since we had
: : a good old fashioned crucifiction. Squeeeal like a pig.
: : Um, you and Jason can be friends, but you'll have to play arch enemies on tv.
: Yea. I guess you're right. I keep forgetting that we are inventing a brand
: new religion and WE set the rules. I take back the thing about being hung
: from a cross. Just glue me to an X naked and throw bananna slurpees at me.
: That'll do. Then every year a Big Frog will bring decorated corn on the
: cob to all the little children to celebrate my fate. But of course I don't
: think the Toad should hide the gifts, but rather put them in plain view.
^^^^
Whao. Toad?!? Who said anythying about a Toad? I happen to be a Big FROG.
There's a difference! Um, does this mean we need another vote? I like the
rest of it, and ooh, if I have to bring corn to all the little children, does
that mean I get magical powers? Or does that mean that I don't exist? Either
way it'd be cool.
Ross--who thinks that perhaps he was over confident in believing he could
start in on cruellers.
Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote: : Well'p... since we're all nominating ourselves for religious icons, as : it were, I'd like to put myself on the platform to be the Madonna... : My qualifications: : 1) Being the WHITEGoat, I'm good and clean and pure enough... 0:} : 2) My house has a bacon rack... : 3) I'm good with numbers... : 4) Being a WhiteGOAT, I'm comforatable in stables... : 5) I look good on an altar (oops... perhaps I shouldn't've : mentioned that one...)... How do you look on a bacon sandwich? -papa (hold the mayo)
papa legba (papa@boi.hp.com) wrote: : Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote: : : Well'p... since we're all nominating ourselves for religious icons, as : : it were, I'd like to put myself on the platform to be the Madonna... : : My qualifications: : : 1) Being the WHITEGoat, I'm good and clean and pure enough... 0:} : : 2) My house has a bacon rack... : : 3) I'm good with numbers... : : 4) Being a WhiteGOAT, I'm comforatable in stables... : : 5) I look good on an altar (oops... perhaps I shouldn't've : : mentioned that one...)... All right, if whitegoat is Mary then I'll be the first sick bastard to nominate himself for Joseph. After all, if we're married and she gets pregnant than that means that the two of us get to have se--d'oh! Ross--who should have read up on his Matthew first.
In Gloccamorra, limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes:
>
>papa legba (papa@boi.hp.com) wrote:
>: Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>: : Well'p... since we're all nominating ourselves for religious
icons, as
>: : it were, I'd like to put myself on the platform to be the
Madonna...
>: : My qualifications:
>: : 1) Being the WHITEGoat, I'm good and clean and pure enough...
0:}
>: : 2) My house has a bacon rack...
>: : 3) I'm good with numbers...
>: : 4) Being a WhiteGOAT, I'm comforatable in stables...
>: : 5) I look good on an altar (oops... perhaps I shouldn't've
>: : mentioned that one...)...
>
>All right, if whitegoat is Mary then I'll be the first sick bastard to
>nominate himself for Joseph. After all, if we're married and she gets
>pregnant than that means that the two of us get to have se--d'oh!
>
>Ross--who should have read up on his Matthew first.
You'll have to proove your carpentry abilities, y'know...
Hrm... I guess I should take an active interest in who becomes God now,
shouldn't I?...
Funnily enough, I also did Carpentry in 4-H...
Princess WhiteGoat ( - who's waiting for the "look what I've
built in my pants" line...)
Actually, Bob Vila should probably be Joseph w/ that criteria,
shouldn't he?...
Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote: : In Gloccamorra, limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes: : > : >papa legba (papa@boi.hp.com) wrote: : >: Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote: : >: : Well'p... since we're all nominating ourselves for religious : icons, as : >: : it were, I'd like to put myself on the platform to be the : Madonna... : >: : My qualifications: : >: : 1) Being the WHITEGoat, I'm good and clean and pure enough... : 0:} : >: : 2) My house has a bacon rack... : >: : 3) I'm good with numbers... : >: : 4) Being a WhiteGOAT, I'm comforatable in stables... : >: : 5) I look good on an altar (oops... perhaps I shouldn't've : : >: : mentioned that one...)... : > : >All right, if whitegoat is Mary then I'll be the first sick bastard to : >nominate himself for Joseph. After all, if we're married and she gets : >pregnant than that means that the two of us get to have se--d'oh! : > : >Ross--who should have read up on his Matthew first. : You'll have to proove your carpentry abilities, y'know... Well, I built an endtable in shop that hasn't fallen down yet. And it can support 3 ounces of weight! : Hrm... I guess I should take an active interest in who becomes God now, : shouldn't I?... Not necessarily. It's our religion, and we can change the rules. For example, Christ could be the son of the Big Frog, if you catch my meaning. : Funnily enough, I also did Carpentry in 4-H... : Princess WhiteGoat ( - who's waiting for the "look what I've : built in my pants" line...) ok, "look what I've built in my pants" wink wink, say no more Ross--who's as good as a wink to a blind bat
In Gloccamorra,(papa legba) writes:
>
>Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
>: Well'p... since we're all nominating ourselves for religious icons,
as
>: it were, I'd like to put myself on the platform to be the Madonna...
>: My qualifications:
>: 1) Being the WHITEGoat, I'm good and clean and pure enough...
0:}
>: 2) My house has a bacon rack...
>: 3) I'm good with numbers...
>: 4) Being a WhiteGOAT, I'm comforatable in stables...
>: 5) I look good on an altar (oops... perhaps I shouldn't've
>: mentioned that one...)...
>
> How do you look on a bacon sandwich?
>
> -papa (hold the mayo)
How do you want me to look, papa? ...oh... that's my audition line for
the WHORE part... I wanted to be the Madonna...
Perhaps you could rephrase the question... Are you talking about the
bread type of bacon sandwich, or are you insinuating that I have to
sleep w/ the band to get the job?...
Toasted, not fried...
Princess WhiteGoat
Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote: : In Gloccamorra,(papa legba) writes: : > : >Gwyneth Kozbial (gkozbial@ix.netcom.com) wrote: : >: Well'p... since we're all nominating ourselves for religious icons, : as : >: it were, I'd like to put myself on the platform to be the Madonna... : >: My qualifications: : >: 1) Being the WHITEGoat, I'm good and clean and pure enough... : 0:} : >: 2) My house has a bacon rack... : >: 3) I'm good with numbers... : >: 4) Being a WhiteGOAT, I'm comforatable in stables... : >: 5) I look good on an altar (oops... perhaps I shouldn't've : >: mentioned that one...)... : > : > How do you look on a bacon sandwich? : > : > -papa (hold the mayo) : How do you want me to look, papa? ...oh... that's my audition line for : the WHORE part... I wanted to be the Madonna... : Perhaps you could rephrase the question... Are you talking about the : bread type of bacon sandwich, or are you insinuating that I have to : sleep w/ the band to get the job?... : Toasted, not fried... : Princess WhiteGoat Dear Princess, you have taken a simple, platonic question and complicated it with sexual innuendo, and I just want you to know I really respect that. -papa, slowly realizing he is far too ignorant of religion to be playing this game
: -papa, slowly realizing he is far too ignorant of religion : to be playing this game Papa, this religion is being developed from the ground up. It can resemble as little or as much of any of the mainstream religions as we want. No experience necissary. ---Steve (Anyone want to be the official Mooses?)
In article <stevechD9t5qL.B4@netcom.com>, Steve <stevech@netcom.com> wrote: > >: -papa, slowly realizing he is far too ignorant of religion >: to be playing this game > >Papa, this religion is being developed from the ground up. It can >resemble as little or as much of any of the mainstream religions >as we want. No experience necissary. It's kinda like alt.folklore.computers inventing their own programming languages, which they seem to do every time I check up on them. -- tv's Spatch, father of alt.stupidity and an accident just waiting to happen "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." - Gabe Kaplan, "Barney Miller" "You see, here at Taco Bell, every day is a new day." - 'Roger & Me' It's a fact! Ze Stupid Homepage is at: http://metro.turnpike.net/S/spatula
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : Jeffery Shidei (yu123005@rufous.yorku.ca) wrote: : : Steve (stevech@netcom.com) wrote: : : : Jeffery Shidei (yu123005@rufous.yorku.ca) wrote: : : : : - Jeffzilla (who only ever wanted to be the guy who holds the : : : : football for Charlie Brown and takes it away before he makes contact. : : : : Man, that IS evil) : : : I thought that was a girl. : : Charlie Brown would NEVER take a running kick at a *girl*! : : I've held them down for him and everything. He comes charging down the : : field and stops about three steps short and says "I can't do it!" Then : : he runs home screaming "AUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!" and sees that : : psychiatric help booth on the corner. : : Jeffzilla (who is thinking of starting a psychiatric help : : booth franchise) : : P.S. So who's "God" and who believes in him? : I think it's Spatch, but I'm not sure if the votes have been tallied yet. It : could be papa legba. He's revered by everyone in the phone book, but only : Murray Crasnick of 325 Liberty Road Jonestown IL actually believes in him. And I just visited a plague on his entire family, the idolatrous bastard. Yeah, I didn't get enough votes, but I know the job. -papa
papa legba (papa@boi.hp.com) wrote: : Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : : Jeffery Shidei (yu123005@rufous.yorku.ca) wrote: : : : Steve (stevech@netcom.com) wrote: : : : : Jeffery Shidei (yu123005@rufous.yorku.ca) wrote: : : : : : - Jeffzilla (who only ever wanted to be the guy who holds the : : : : : football for Charlie Brown and takes it away before he makes contact. : : : : : Man, that IS evil) : : : : I thought that was a girl. : : : Charlie Brown would NEVER take a running kick at a *girl*! : : : I've held them down for him and everything. He comes charging down the : : : field and stops about three steps short and says "I can't do it!" Then : : : he runs home screaming "AUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!" and sees that : : : psychiatric help booth on the corner. : : : Jeffzilla (who is thinking of starting a psychiatric help : : : booth franchise) : : : P.S. So who's "God" and who believes in him? : : I think it's Spatch, but I'm not sure if the votes have been tallied yet. It : : could be papa legba. He's revered by everyone in the phone book, but only : : Murray Crasnick of 325 Liberty Road Jonestown IL actually believes in him. : And I just visited a plague on his entire family, the idolatrous : bastard. Yeah, I didn't get enough votes, but I know the job. : -papa Well, you see, you're more of the old testament, fire and brimstone type of deity. But it's the nineties, man. Get with the times. Perhaps you should watch a little Donahue and then maybe you'll be ready to run for the position again. And make sure it's Donahue and not Geraldo. Ross--who believes that even a god should be in touch with his feelings.
In article <3quhua$ohj@news.rrz.uni-koeln.de>, Eduard Friesen <a2319659@athena.rrz.uni-koeln.de> wrote: > TO-DAY > ====== 1. Buy milk 2. Fix window 3. Write crappy poem I saw a man who knelt in juice, and heard him say: "Dammit, it's always Ecto Cooler instead of Grape, today." "Lord, I know I'm not a cannibal so I won't pray To feed upon my neighbour fat today. "Let me my laundry duly shrink and turn to gray Because I didn't use new Ultra Tide today. "And to my lover lying still let me obey The promptings of my private parts today. "Let me no word profane, no lie, unthinking, say Unless Rush Limbaugh is walking by today. "My secret sins and vices grave let none betray; Because there is a Full House marathon today. "And if the lovely Nicole Kidman to me should sashay, Help me on her to fall and wriggle around today. "So, for tomorrow and the like I do not pray; Because I only give a fuck about today." I cried: "YER DUMB!" He rose and ran like Rue McLanahan away. I said: "I've seen a man with no pants on today." Y. Mom -- tv's Spatch, father of alt.stupidity and an accident just waiting to happen "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." - Gabe Kaplan, "Barney Miller" "You see, here at Taco Bell, every day is a new day." - 'Roger & Me' It's a fact! Ze Stupid Homepage is at: http://metro.turnpike.net/S/spatula
Life is like a simile... (00skgoodpast@bsuvc.bsu.edu) wrote: : In article <3r17rf$44e@hpscit.sc.hp.com>, papa@boi.hp.com (papa legba) writes: : > : > EVERY-DAY : > ========= : > : > ....ummmmm, poetry sucks : > : > : > P. Legba : Thank you, Beavis, for the thoughtful insight. : Sabrina -- Who wants to know when we get to break stuff. Sabrina-the coolest name on alt.stupidity from the college with the coolest name in the country. Coincidence? You be the judge. -papa, who wonders if "Beavis" is the 90's version of "Gomer," but doesn't keep up with current events
In article <3r3roc$kcs@hpscit.sc.hp.com>, papa legba <papa@hpbs1847.boi.hp.com> wrote: Sabrina in disguise (with glasses) wrote: > >: Sabrina -- Who wants to know when we get to break stuff. > > Sabrina-the coolest name on alt.stupidity from the college > with the coolest name in the country. Coincidence? You > be the judge. So like I'm Big Moose, and Sabrina is Sabrina, Jason is Archie, Flapjack is Jughead, Ross is Reggie, Tortess is Betty and Mircalla is Veronica (or the other way around), Bill Wilkinson can be Mr. Lodge, so all we need are Ethel, Mr. Weatherbee, Miss Grundy, Mr. Flutesnoot, Sven the Janitor, the lunch lady, Pops, Hot Dog, and - if we're REALLY good - all of the Josie and the Pussycats gang - Josie, Melody, Valerie, Alexandra, Alan, Sebastian and ... uh... Alexandra's scaredy-cat brother who was voiced by Casey Kasem. Any volunteers? -- tv's Spatch, father of alt.stupidity and an accident just waiting to happen "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." - Gabe Kaplan, "Barney Miller" "You see, here at Taco Bell, every day is a new day." - 'Roger & Me' It's a fact! Ze Stupid Homepage is at: http://metro.turnpike.net/S/spatula
In article <1995Jun6.170736.48943@orion.bsuvc.bsu.edu>, Life is like a simile... <00skgoodpast@bsuvc.bsu.edu> wrote: >In article <3r17rf$44e@hpscit.sc.hp.com>, papa@boi.hp.com (papa legba) writes: >> >> EVERY-DAY >> ========= >> >> ....ummmmm, poetry sucks >> >> >> P. Legba > >Thank you, Beavis, for the thoughtful insight. > >Sabrina -- Who wants to know when we get to break stuff. What do you mean, when?! - spatch, smash crash break thud stomp squish pow kaboom - -- tv's Spatch, father of alt.stupidity and an accident just waiting to happen "Yeah, but bacon tastes good." - Gabe Kaplan, "Barney Miller" "You see, here at Taco Bell, every day is a new day." - 'Roger & Me' It's a fact! Ze Stupid Homepage is at: http://metro.turnpike.net/S/spatula
>In article <3r01sn$i08@nic.lth.se>, dat92jni@ludat.lth.se >(Anti JN) snarfled: >>In some bacon article nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) stated: >>Jason -- who is now going to piss off all the people reading >>this on Netscape by doing this: >><blink> >Hooray!!! Ding-Dong!!! Yipee Skippy and fletrahydrolickity splertlhymen!!! cabbage: You know JN, if you change around the way Jason is spelled you get Nojas, which an ancient spelling of Satan!!!!!!!!! okay, so I made it up....
In some bacon article cabbage stated:
>>In article <3r01sn$i08@nic.lth.se>, dat92jni@ludat.lth.se
>>(Anti JN) snarfled:
>
>>>In some bacon article nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) stated:
>>>Jason -- who is now going to piss off all the people reading
>>>this on Netscape by doing this:
>>><blink>
>
>>Hooray!!!
>
>Ding-Dong!!!
>
>Yipee Skippy and fletrahydrolickity splertlhymen!!!
Wow. You really know how to swear. Or something.
>cabbage: You know JN, if you change around the way Jason is spelled
> you get Nojas, which an ancient spelling of Satan!!!!!!!!!
Cool...
>okay, so I made it up....
...Darn.
Well at least Jason is another name for Satan in alt.stupididity.
/^JN - The Anti JN - Hmmm. But if Jason Nafziger is Satan and
I'm Anti JN, am I good or evil? Or just
plain inbetween?
--
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############## I've heard of UNIseX, but I've never had it. ################
Anti JN (dat92jni@ludat.lth.se) wrote: : In some bacon article vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) stated: : >nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) writes: : >>Jason -- who is often thinking of sperm, just one of the many reasons you : >>should vote for him as Official Satan of Whatever We're Calling Our : >>Religion... : > : >Yes, Whateverism be it. Make it so. Engage. : Haleluja! Whateverism! : >*MM -- who thinks somebody changed the Subject line. : /^JN - The Anti JN - Yup, I did. No no no no no---you just hold it right there. We've already got two nominations for the name of the religion, and you're not going to just move in and claim it to be Whateverism. I want those royalties as much as anyone. Therefore I will have a call for votes and then we will proceed outside in two lines in an ordered fashion, dip our feet into the sacred sandbox and play tether ball until we have all decided and voted properly. Right now the three candidates are: Whateverism (Magnus) Branch Stupidians (Steve) Idiognostics (The loveable, huggable me) Please throw in any other names, and we shall vote. I personally prefer a combination.... perhaps The Church of Whateverism of Latter Day Branch Stupidians, The Idiognostics. Ross--who really misses recess
In article <3r4iho$frh@news.bu.edu> limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes:
>Whateverism (Magnus)
>Branch Stupidians (Steve)
>Idiognostics (The loveable, huggable me)
>Please throw in any other names, and we shall vote. I personally prefer a
>combination.... perhaps
>The Church of Whateverism of Latter Day Branch Stupidians, The Idiognostics.
That won't fit on the T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs , Plastic Lunchboxes or the
plastic Papa Legba figurines. Hafta make it shorter........
Maybe, we should simply worship at the altar of 'Huh?'......
BTW,
I want to make it known right now, whatever the name, that it should be a
tenet of the church that we can consume alcohol while observing scantilly
clad young women wrestling in bowls of raspberry jello and wager the outcome.
Else, I'm out.
"....the verbal hydra...."
"....the most abusive person on the 'Net."
"ich bin ein berliner"
semy@msg.ti.com
In <semy.2771.000E5DF6@msg.ti.com> semy@msg.ti.com (The .44 Magnum
Doughnut) writes:
>
>I want to make it known right now, whatever the name, that it should
be a
>tenet of the church that we can consume alcohol while observing
scantilly
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>clad young women wrestling in bowls of raspberry jello and wager the
outcome.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Else, I'm out.
You mispelled "tenet of the church that we can demand pert young men to
strip naked, oil up, and offer full body massages whilst brilliantly
performing excerpts from selected cult movies..."... hth...
Aiming to yet again redefine the role of the Madonna...
Princess WhiteGoat
The .44 Magnum Doughnut (semy@msg.ti.com) wrote: : In article <3r4iho$frh@news.bu.edu> limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes: : >Whateverism (Magnus) : >Branch Stupidians (Steve) : >Idiognostics (The loveable, huggable me) : >Please throw in any other names, and we shall vote. I personally prefer a : >combination.... perhaps : >The Church of Whateverism of Latter Day Branch Stupidians, The Idiognostics. : That won't fit on the T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs , Plastic Lunchboxes or the : plastic Papa Legba figurines. Hafta make it shorter........ No, but we'll have to make bigger merchandise and therefore charge more. Can't you see, it's such a stupid plan that it's brilliant (um, in a stupid kinda way I mean) : Maybe, we should simply worship at the altar of 'Huh?'...... Ok. : BTW, : I want to make it known right now, whatever the name, that it should be a : tenet of the church that we can consume alcohol while observing scantilly : clad young women wrestling in bowls of raspberry jello and wager the outcome. : Else, I'm out. No way. You can be out I don't care. No no no no no no no no no no! I'ts apricot jello or nothing! Ross--who stands firm on this point, and apologizes for the innuendo.
In article <3r5mcs$ag6@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com> gkozbial@ix.netcom.com (Princess WhiteGoat ) writes:
>In <semy.2771.000E5DF6@msg.ti.com> semy@msg.ti.com (The .44 Magnum
>Doughnut) writes:
>>
>>I want to make it known right now, whatever the name, that it should
>be a
>>tenet of the church that we can consume alcohol while observing
>scantilly
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>clad young women wrestling in bowls of raspberry jello and wager the
>outcome.
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Else, I'm out.
>You mispelled "tenet of the church that we can demand pert young men to
>strip naked, oil up, and offer full body massages whilst brilliantly
>performing excerpts from selected cult movies..."... hth...
Sounds like we have a deal. Let's start passing the plate......
I always liked 'Mars Needs Women'........
"....the verbal hydra...."
"....the most abusive person on the 'Net."
"ich bin ein berliner"
semy@msg.ti.com
Look, maybe Spatch has the right idea. Since some of us are leaving for some silly reason, why don't we become a a panthe...panthy...multiple-god-type-of-thing and lay about all summer and eat grapes and drink wine served by goddesses? And wait for the rest of us to return. So what is it? Are we stupid, or what? --Bill (not really pleased with the roll of being a saint) -- Bill Wilkinson, 70325,1137@CompuServe.COM. Stupid Idiot and Patron Saint of Something on alt.stupidity. I am not bacon! --Calvin
Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se