Oh--also, I was the person who posted the PC Red Riding Hood. I don't have a copy saved. Sorry. Malinda Now for the forwarded stuff. REPOSTS ONLY, DARN IT! ;) :) Christopher A. Piepenbring (jimi@rahul.net) wrote: : In article <pc82IO4.richard1117@delphi.com>, <richard1117@delphi.com> wrote: : >I'm writing an article for a national woman's magazine and I need to : >interview women who have hired male chaperones or male escorts. Only : >problem is, I can't find any. Thus this message. If you know of some- : >one who hired a male escort or male chaperone (must be a woman of course), : >please put them in touch with me at my e-mail address Richard1117@delphi. : >com. I'm sorry if this message shows up at a place where it shouldn't : >be, but it's late and my deadline is in less than a week, and I'm : >a little desperate. Should there be anyone out there who has had this : >experience of hiring a male chaperone or male escort, I'd be happy to : >respect anonymity. Thank you. : > : I'm working on a feature piece for Inside Edition about people who : have had sex with aliens. Only problem is, I can't find any. Thus : this message. If you know of someone who had sex with an alien (must : be from another planet of course), please put them in touch with me at : my e-mail address Net.Moron@delphi.com. I'm sorry if this message shows up : in a place where it shouldn't be, but I'm absolutely clueless about the : net and I'll bet if I crosspost and whine and plead to enough newsgroups : someone will pay attention and bail me out of a situation that I really : shouldn't be in if I had a brain in the first place. Besides, it's : late and my deadline is in less than a week, and I'm a little desperate. : I guess MAYBE I should have thought about how much effort it would take to : DO THIS PIECE MYSELF before I signed up to write it, but that's irrelevant, : all I want is for you to do all my research for me. So, should there : be anyone out there who has had this experience of having sex with an : alien, I'd be happy to respect anonymity. Thank you... and no, I : won't get a real net provider. : -- : Hendrix -=- jimi@rahul.net : <Silek:#twilight_zone> you are a lamer, will always be a lamer. keep your : blatherings on alt.irc where I can ignore you with no effort. -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X Do not exaggerate or lie. Always speak the truth, but X X avoid injuring others. --Ni, Hua Ching X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX mmccall@emory.edu
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