In some bacon article srfroil@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Stephen R. Froilan) stated:
>Yesterday, I kissed a squirrel and then he proceeded to regurgitate chewed up
>nut into my mouth...I am confused by this, being unfamiliar with the societal
>norms of squirrels. Does anyone know what it means? So do you think that he
>likes me!?!?! What should I do!?!
Dear Stephen.
The prescribed action in such a situation is to
go down to your local hardware store and purchase
the following items:
1. One 2x4.
2. 4 nails.
3. One hammer.
4. One shotgun with one case of cartridges.
5. One tactical nuke.
Then:
1. Lure the squirrel close by seeming to be nice and friendly.
2. Grab squirrel and nail him to the two by four with the
hammer and nails.
3. Place 2x4 over nuke.
4. Activate the nuke.
5. Run around the neighbourhood shooting wildy in the air
with your shotgun.
6. Be incinerated.
/^JN - The Anti JN - One step away from madness.
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