From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)

Subject: Re: Operating System Beers

Date: 7 Oct 95 20:51:57

<In article <91512841wnr@pondlife.demon.co.uk> fish <fish@pondlife.demon.co.uk> writes:

<If Operating Systems Were Beers...

	Then computers would be drunk and lying on the floor in a puddle
	of their own vomit and urine all the time.

	hmmmm......



From: Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM>

Subject: Re: BOING METHODS

Date: 8 Oct 1995 21:27:35 GMT

What?
:BOING!

Huh?
:B O I N G !

pford@cabel.vcu.edu (Cabbage) grew these body-snatcher
seed-pods in his garden:
:B-O-I-N-G-!

Oh, shit.
:!GNIOB

Damn.
:boingboingboingboingboingboingboingboing

Damn.
:BOINGINGINGINGING!

Damn.

--Bill (needs sleep, but time to clone)

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From: Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM>

Subject: Re: Today's Tune in My Head

Date: 8 Oct 1995 21:46:12 GMT

Magnus--who has far too many consonents in that address--shouted:

:OKAY NOSY, IF STOP THEN RIGHT THERE OR ELSE!

:*MM

Huh? (tm somebody)

--BILL

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From: jim@kildare.demon.co.uk (Jim Wraith)

Subject: Re: Please help Bill with his shorts (was gnu chair)

Date: Mon, 09 Oct 1995 21:01:18 GMT

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