Well folks, I've got just a half a year to go before I graduate
>from college and enter the real world. I wrote up my resume today and
I was wondering if I could put any of you guys down as references??
Also, I'd be much obliged if y'all would circulate my resume around
at your places of employment.
Thank you my dear friends.
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Keylime Y. Pie
6900 N. Haverbrook
Notre Dame, IN 46556
OBJECTIVE Seeking an entry level position as a computer systems
administrator or as a programmer
EDUCATION University of Notre Dame
Bachelor of Science, GPA 3.0/4.0
EXPERIENCE McDonald's, Fall 1993-Spring 1994
Hamburger Technician
* Waste management
* French fry supervision
* Customer service
University of Notre Dame, Fall 1994
Fitness Consultant
* Developed a workout plan for campus squirrels
* Requisitioned 100 small treadmills from the university
* Cleaned up after squirrels
SKILLS Can balance a broom on my nose
Know pi to 19 digits
Some say I do a good Gonzo impression
ACTIVITIES Ran around campus pinching girls' butts
Once baked a batch of Christmas cookies
Posted regularly to alt.stupidity
REFERENCES Available upon request
Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se