Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law was first cast by Joe Chase, Editor of the Flight Safety
Foundation's mechanics Bulletin in early 1955. It grew out of the pre-
cept developed and published by the foundation in its design notes
that "Procedures for adequate maintenance and operation practices est-
ablished by designers should be consistent with average human effort,
ability and attitude". The law coined reads: "If an aircraft part can
be installed incorrectly, someone will install it that way."

  Corollaries to Murphy's Law have sprung from all over the industry.
Here we present some examples:

- If anything can go wrong, it will.

- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
  ingenious.

- An experiment may be considered succesful if no more than 50 % of
  the data obtained must be discarded to get a result which satisfies
  the theory to be proved.

- No experiment is a complete failure. It can always serve as a bad
  example.

- When all else fails, read the directions.

- Specified environmental conditions will always be exceeded.

- Any error that can creep in, will. It will be in the direction that
  will do the most damage.

- All constants are variable.

- In a complex calculation, one factor from the numerator will always
  move into the denominator.

- In any given computation, the figure that is most obviously correct
  will be the source of error.

- In any given miscalculation, the fault will never be placed if more
  than one person is involved.

- Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable terms.

- Interchangeable parts won't.

- Any wire or tube cut to length will be too short.

- Identical units tested under identical conditions will not be identi-
  cal in the field.

- Availability of a part is inversely proportional to the need for the
  part.

- The easiest way to find something you lost is to buy a replacement.

- Don't force it. Get a bigger hammer.

- If you don't understand a particular word in a technical article,
  ignore it. The text usually makes perfect sence without it. (With
  the exception of Maskinelement books, of course.)

- Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will establish your-
  self as an expert.

- A man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he
  can blame it on.

- A dropped tool will land where it can do the most damage. (Also
  known as the law of selective gravitation.)

- The accessibility of a part which falls from the workbench varies
  directly with the size of the part and inversely with the import-
  ance of the part in completing the job.

- Tolerance will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum diffi-
  culty of assembly.

- Hermetic seals will leak.

- After an instrument has been fully assembled, extra components will
  be found on the bench.

- After the last 16 mounting screws are removed from an access plate,
  it will be discovered that the wrong access plate has been removed.

- Any safety factor set as a result of practical experience will al-
  ways be exceeded.

- Components that must not and cannot be assembled improperly will be.

- The probability of a dimension being omitted from a drawing is dir-
  ectly proportional to its importance.

- The most logical way to assemble components will be the wrong way.

- The more innocuous a design change appears, the further its influence
  will extend.

- The necessity for making a major design change increases as the job
  nears completion.

- A part will be made exactly as specified in a drawing only when the
  drawing has an error.

- After all, there is a Murphy in every crowd.


Finagle's constant: That quantity which when: multiplied by, divided
into, added to, subtracted from, or taken to the power of: the answer
you have given the answer you need.